He can do zat.
I would do zat
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HAHAHAHAHA!
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
(Source: serski)
This is fucking with my feelings right now.
(Source: 1los)
Cassandra Clare: COHF snippet
Black for hunting through the night
For death and mourning the color’s white
Gold for a bride in her wedding gown
And red to call enchantment down.
White silk when our bodies burn,
Blue banners when the lost return.
Flame for the birth of a Nephilim,
And to wash away our sins.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
(Source: theamericankid)
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.Can you be my cashier forever
(Source: casimirpulaskidays)
Reblog if you love Garth
lets show this lil’ gut tumblr loves him!
I have a new theory
David Wenham is the anti-Sean Bean.
Your dad sends you off in a hopeless battle against an overwhelming number of orcs?
Don’t die.
Hugh Jackman drags you along to fight vampires in Transylvania?
Don’t die.
Join a suicide mission to stop the Persian army for Sparta?
Don’t die.
I”m not sure that guy can be killed.
you cannot not love him
ROBERT PATTINSON EVERYONE.
(Source: jacknicholson)
